How Do I Look?

SmackDown 10/28/11


"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Austin questioned Karlos as the Sexy Charisma members headed down the long hallway. Karlos nodded his head with a slight smirk, this almost scared Austin who gulped with fear. Karlos had told him, he was going to turn him into a star and he meant it. There would be no room for goofing off.  They continued down the halls for a while longer before coming to a complete stop in front of a door.

"I am positive that this is a good idea, if you want to be a star, you have to act the part and most importantly, you have to look the part. Having talent is just half of the job." Karlos said as he took off his beanie showing his medium curly black hair. Karlos wore a red t-shirt, blue jeans and black converse. Austin simply nodded his head as he looked at Karlos then at the door.

"Shall we knock?" Austin questioned going towards the door. Holding his arm out, Karlos stopped his young rookie. "Or not, we don't have to knock." He said slightly  as he looked up at Karlos who kept an eye on the door.  Karlos lowered his arm, and slowly approached the door, Austin behind him. "Sensei, what's with the door?" He questioned as the door slowly creaked open.


"Let's go find out Rookie," Karlos said as the two slowly entered the room, it was dark with the smell of makeup. The two continued to walk as the door quickly slammed shut with a loud noise. "Have a light Rookie?" Karlos questioned looking down at a shadow of what would appear to be Austin. His young rookie pulled out his phone using it as a light as they would look for a source of power. Shadows moved around the room, Karlos and Austin both look around trying to figure it out. Austin held on to Karlos's arm a tad scared. "Austin, let me go." Karlos said.


"But I'm scared." Austin said simply as he stayed close to Karlos. Austin held up his phone so he could see the facial expression of Karlos who was slightly in shock. The two men continued to look at each other before a person appeared before them with a bloody scream mask. Austin looked at the person his eyes grew with fear as Karlos looked down at the smaller with a look of fear himself. A sound of a running chainsaw heard behind the two men, Karlos stood still opposed to Austin who let out a girlish scream and jumped in his mentors arms. "Don't kill me!" Austin yelled and shook with fear.

The masked person before the two men tilted its head to the side almost taken off guard by the scared man. After looking at them for a moment, the person soon started to laugh and approached them. The chainsaw grew louder as it was held close to Austin's face.

"I don't wanna die!" Austin said as Karlos started to choke back his laugher. Austin looked up at the man who laughed more. The lights were cut on showing the room clearly; it was about the size of a catering room but with chairs and mirrors. The masked person before the men slowly unmasked, it was none other than Jordyn. "Jordyn?" Austin questioned as Karlos dropped the man down to the cold floor.

"Nice screams broseph. Very manly" Jordyn said still laughing, Jordyn's red hair fell down to her shoulders, and she dressed in a leopard corset exposing her cleavage, black skinny jeans fitting her perfectly with a silver and black belt. Jordyn's shoes were black knee-high boots.  

"So I'm not going to die?" Austin questioned, he looked at Jordyn who shook her head moving her hair behind her ear. "Then who's that?" Austin said looking over at the holder of the chainsaw who was also masked.

"Sup loser?" The chainsaw holder said taking off their mask, it was Ashley one-half of the Blondetourage. Ashley wore a black baseball cap turned to the side on top of her straight blonde hair. The punky diva had on a white and black t-shirt with two guns going across the front, a pink studded belt with a gun belt buckle held up her blue jeans with holes at her knees and a pair of black heels.

"I'm not a loser." Austin said making it his feet, Ashley quickly turned back on her chainsaw making the brunette fall back to the floor. He looked up at her as she smirked cutting it off.

"You scream like a girl." Rachel said the other half of the Blondetourage. Rachel smiled and walked towards the group. She wore a silver sparkled vest exposing her cleavage stopping right before her bellybutton, a pair of blue jeans with a few rips and a pair of black heels.

"Do not" Austin retorted making it to his feet.

"Do too." Ashley replied placing her chainsaw down to the floor.

"Yeah, you do rookie, anyways, I asked these three lovely ladies to give you the makeover of a life time. Take it over girls." Karlos said with a smile looking at Jordyn, Ashley and Rachel. Jordyn and the blondetourage slowly circled Austin,they looked the man over. He had grown out his hair; it was curly and came down to his neck. The brunette hid his eyes behind his signature glasses and wore a white band t-shirt underneath a black open vest, black shorts with a smiley face patch, a orange jacket around his waist, orange and white stripped socks and black converse. Jordyn shook her head with a loud sigh.

"First thing first, who let you walk out the hotel like that?" Jordyn said holding up Austin's vest for a moment before dropping it. She circled around Austin once more lifting up his hair letting out another loud sigh.

"Is it really that bad?" Austin questioned looking over at Rachel who bit her lip looking at him.

"Well, it's a fashion statement." She replied trying her best to be nice. Ashley on the other sound let out a loud noise.

"What she means is, you look hot mess, you should be arrested for wearing that. My problem is those damn glasses." Ashley snatched Austin's glasses off his face, she  expected them. "Can you see us?" Ashley asked, standing right in front of the man. Austin nodded his head slightly; Ashley smiled and broke the glasses over her knee. "Good."

"Hey, I liked those!" Austin whined looking back at Karlos who crossed his arms with a smile and walked over to the chairs.

"They know best rookie. Enjoy the makeover." Karlos said with a laugh.

"Well, I hated them, tough luck!" Ashley said as she slapped Austin on his back with a loud thud."You look a little bit better already. I do mean a little bit better." She said crossing her arms. Rachel smiled slightly at him.

"You have pretty eyes, you shouldn't hide them." Rachel said taking a step back. "What you think Jordyn?" She questioned looking at the taller red head who had her sights fixated on Austin's curly hair. Jordyn walked towards the taller man by an inch running her hand through his hair for a moment.

"I think he needs a blonde faux hawk. Broseph, you need a haircut." Jordyn said with a smile as Austin formed a frown on his face. He couldn't believe that after months of trying to grow out his hair it would all be gone in a matter of moments." Don't frown; don't make me kick your ass again." Jordyn said with a slight smirk. Austin raised a slight brow at the woman who met his gaze. "3-0 remember that."

"Not like you'll let me forget." Austin retorted crossing his arms.

"Just making sure we have an understanding and blonde faux hawk none the less." Jordyn said with a cheeky smile.

"But I don't like blonde faux hawks."

"She said BLONDE FAUX HAWK!" Ashley yelled in Austin's ear making the man jump in the air. "What's your problem with blonde huh, think we're dumb don't ya" Ashley started to poke Austin in his chest backing the man up. "Admit it, well guess what, I don't like brunettes, they have terrible fashion sense. Prime example…you" Ashley said with a glare, she Austin up against a wall. The brunette looked down at the blonde and raised his hands up in defense.

"Not at all, I didn't say anything bad about blondes; I think you're beautiful and smart. My neighbor is a blonde." Austin said as Ashley backed away with a glare.

"Damn Ashley, don't scare the poor the man." Rachel said with a slight laugh looking at her friend who stood next to her." So Austin, what you think about that blonde faux hawk now?" She asked. Austin looked at the nicer of the two with a slight nod.

"Smart move rookie, now go get your hair cut." Karlos said looking over at Austin who reluctantly walked over. Ashley rolled her eyes and slapped him behind the neck, in an instant dropped to the cold floor. The three women shared a look with Karlos then at the downed man. Jordyn locked eyes with Ashley for a moment who shrugged her shoulders.

"My bad, at least he'll be quiet"

Jordyn nodded her head thinking about it for a moment. "But now he's dead weight. Uh Karlos, if you don't mind?" The fiery red head asked stepping back as Karlos easily picked Austin's 5'9 frame over his shoulders with ease.

"Where to?"  Karlos questioned swinging the sleeping man around almost in an airplane spin. "He's going to feel this when he comes to." Karlos said with an evil grin.

"Over there by barber chair would do." Jordyn said following behind Karlos, she pried the sleeping mans eyes open for a moment before blowing air into them for her own personal amusement. "Hey Austin, you can't see me" She said moving her hand in front of his face.  

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"Wake up sleepyhead" Rachel said as she tapped Austin on his head. His hair cut into a blonde faux hawk. The sleeping man slowly started to come to. He looked at the smiling blonde. "How you feel Aus?" She asked and knelt next to him in the chair. Austin looked at her with a smile of his own.

"Pretty good."

"Look in the mirror then." Jordyn said. The red head leaned against a wall with a marker in her hand. Austin looked at his friend then at himself in the mirror. Austin ran his hands through his hair hoping it would grow back with each rub. "It's gone broseph. Hey, you can be the next member of the Blondetourage" Jordyn said as she took a step forward, she waited for him to notice the writing across his forehead reading "0-4"

"Nah, he's more of Sexy Charisma," Karlos chimed in.

"What he said, wait a minute, 0-4, what the hell?" Austin said, he looked to Jordyn who held back some laughter.

"You lost to all of us in a last man standing match." Ashley said with a smirk a marker in her hand as well.

"I didn't agree to this!"

"Too bad, now come on we need to find you less hideous clothes." Ashley retorted, she walked off towards a rack of clothes, looking for something around Austin's size. "You're like what a 31?" Ashley questioned holding up a pair of skinny jeans.

"How did you know that?" Austin questioned standing up.

"I have my ways" Ashley retorted tossing him a pair of jeans. "Try those on"

"Wait and this shirt" Jordyn said tossing him a black muscle shirt that would compliment his arms.

Catching the clothes, Austin quickly went to change to his given clothes in the next room.
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"Seriously, what takes so long to put on a shirt and some jeans?" Jordyn said, she  lounged back in a chair and looked up at the ceiling.

"Maybe he died" Ashley said and plopped down next to Rachel who was reading the latest fashion magazine.

"I'm alive!" Austin shouted out and walked out of the room in his new clothes. The three women turned to the man to look him over. "Well?" He questioned.

"Much better!" Rachel said as she placed her magazine down. Ashley stood up for a moment with Jordyn. The two circled the man proud of their work.

"You look good broseph. Keep this look." Jordyn said as she patted his cheek.

"What she said, you still scream like a girl though." Ashley said with a smile. "But you look good, and you look way better as a blonde." She said teasingly.

"Not this again"

"You want me to get my chainsaw?" Ashley said with a slight glare, Austin quickly shook his head no his eyes grew once more. "That's what I thought."